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Study Finds Divorce Rates Plummet When Couples Have Matching Bumper Stickers

📰 The Weekly Tangent “Reporting the News Nobody Asked For.” Study Finds Divorce Rates Plummet When Couples Have Matching Bumper Stickers   SAN DIEGO, CA — In a revelation shocking the fields of psychology, sociology, and traffic enforcement, a new study has confirmed that couples with matching bumper stickers are significantly less likely to get divorced than their sticker less peers. The report, published by the Institute of Applied Relationship Science, followed 3,500 couples over a five-year period. Results were staggering: couples who sported at least one matching sticker reported a 72% decrease in marital conflict, a 91% increase in...