Glossy white bumper sticker with bold black serif text reading “TALL, BRUNETTE, and EVIL.”
Glossy white bumper sticker with bold black serif text reading “TALL, BRUNETTE, and EVIL.”

Over the years I have ordered numerous stickers from FCT and they have hit every single time. Unfortunately, I think I have hit my limit. So until I get a new car I’ll have to lay off the stickers for a while. But these are by far the best bumper stickers I’ve bought!

Mak

I bought three bumper stickers YEARS ago and I have many from different brands on my car and this brand is the only one that still looks literally perfect. I never write reviews but I’m so amazed that I have to. I’ve had to replace all my other branded stickers every 6 months ish. The pink ones are The Funnel Cake Tree :) 10000/10

Taylor

So amazing!!

This product is high quality and so cute!!! i love this sticker and i think it adds so much to my car!

Jenna

Tall Brunette And Evil Bumper Sticker

(810 Reviews)
$11.50

Waterproof & Weatherproof

UV Proof

Outdoor rated for 3+ years
Material

over the years i have ordered numerous stickers from fct and they have hit every single time. unfortunately, i think i have hit my limit. so until i get a new car i’ll have to lay off the stickers for a while. but these are by far the best bumper stickers i’ve bought!

Mak

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SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

 

SHIPPING:

Stickers & Apparel Ship within 2-3 business days. 

We create all your items right here in our studio so thank you for the little extra time for the 2-3 business days shipping.  During peak times like holidays or back to school shipping times can increase to 5-7 business days.  If we are in a shipping delay you will see it noted on the website or your product page. 
 

DELIVERY:
All our items ship from our U.S. studio.

If you are in the U.S. orders will typically arrive 3-5 days after shipping.

During peak seasons like holidays or during major weather occurrences shipping can be delayed - Please keep this in mind and note we do not have any control over shipping times or service once your package has been handed off to the carrier.

If your package is shipping out of the country delivery can experience customs delays and could take 15-60+ days for shipping.  Also you are responsible for any taxes or fees that are due in your country.

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✨ Made With Care (and Chaos)
Every sticker we ship is crafted with love and sarcasm. We care about quality as much as we care about a sweet treat and that’s saying a lot.

🌟 Our Promise to You

We want you to feel like the main character every time you slap one of our stickers on your water bottle, laptop, or random stop sign. That’s why every design is unapologetically original, with detail and personality you won’t find anywhere else.

For the dark-haired villains who run the world and look good doing it. This glossy bumper sticker gives off main antagonist energy, sophisticated, slightly unhinged, and maybe plotting something. Stick it on your car, mirror, or laptop so everyone knows you’re not the sidekick… you’re the problem.

Glossy waterproof bumper sticker for the effortlessly hot, morally ambiguous, and brunette-coded.

✨ Details

  • High Quality Vinyl Stickers or choose ReStickables™ reusable stickers - read more below

  • Waterproof, UV-resistant, and outdoor rated

  • Measures approximately 3 inches tall × 8.5 inches wide

  • Full application & removal tips available on our website

  • Perfect for bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, or anywhere needing a little personality

  • Designed by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop

  • Ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree

Our Bumper Stickers are also available in our new patented ReStickables™ , all the fun with zero commitment.  ReStickables™ are removable, movable, reusable fabric stickers, basically magic. ✨

You can select our traditional High Quality Vinyl Material Bumper Sticker or ReStickables™  Bumper Sticker. 

Note - Traditional Vinyl is brighter and has a gloss finish. ReStickables™ look great in their matte finish and are a bit more muted than the traditional vinyl.


Tony got tramp stamps (:

This is my second time buying stickers from the funnel cake tree. I had my first sticker for a bout a year, and it kept it's color and stickiness FR. I just turned it into a magnet and took it off at the car wash. So happy with these(:

Jude
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