Now Accepting Applications For A New Mortal Enemy Bumper Sticker

Because healthy conflict builds character 💅. This glossy bumper sticker is your official notice to the universe that the position for “arch nemesis” is currently open, interviews held on a rolling basis, dramatic glares encouraged. Perfect for cars, laptops, or your friendship group’s group chat moderator.

Glossy waterproof bumper sticker for the slightly unhinged, delightfully dramatic, and always recruiting for their villain era.

✨ Details

• High Quality Vinyl Stickers or choose ReStickables™ reusable stickers - read more below

• Waterproof, UV-resistant, and outdoor rated

• Measures approximately 3 inches tall × 8.5 inches wide

• Full application & removal tips available on our website

• Perfect for bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, or anywhere needing a little personality

• Designed by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop

• Ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree

Our Bumper Stickers are also available in our new patented ReStickables™ , all the fun with zero commitment.  ReStickables™ are removable, movable, reusable fabric stickers, basically magic. ✨

You can select our traditional High Quality Vinyl Material Bumper Sticker or ReStickables™  Bumper Sticker. 

Note - Traditional Vinyl is brighter and has a gloss finish. ReStickables™ look great in their matte finish and are a bit more muted than the traditional vinyl.

SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

SHIPPING:

Stickers & Apparel Ship within 2-3 business days. 

We create all your items right here in our studio so thank you for the little extra time for the 2-3 business days shipping.  During peak times like holidays or back to school shipping times can increase to 5-7 business days.  If we are in a shipping delay you will see it noted on the website or your product page. 
 

DELIVERY:
All our items ship from our U.S. studio.

If you are in the U.S. orders will typically arrive 3-5 days after shipping.

During peak seasons like holidays or during major weather occurrences shipping can be delayed - Please keep this in mind and note we do not have any control over shipping times or service once your package has been handed off to the carrier.

If your package is shipping out of the country delivery can experience customs delays and could take 15-60+ days for shipping.  Also you are responsible for any taxes or fees that are due in your country.

All orders are shipped with tracking. You will receive an email notice with tracking information once your order has shipped. 

Be sure to check the Shipping FAQs for additional information. 

We’re here for all the important things—like making sure your stickers and tees arrive without drama. Send us an email and we’ll reply within 24–48 hours.
📩 support@thefunnelcaketree.com

✨ Made With Care (and Chaos)
Every sticker we ship is crafted with love and sarcasm. We care about quality as much as we care about a sweet treat and that’s saying a lot.

We want you to feel like the main character every time you slap one of our stickers on your water bottle, laptop, or random stop sign. That’s why every design is unapologetically original, with detail and personality you won’t find anywhere else.