For the chronically unhurried and proudly unathletic. This glossy bumper sticker is your official statement to tailgaters everywhere: this is top speed, bestie. Featuring cheeky mixed-font text and pastel highlights, it’s equal parts snark and self-awareness the perfect accessory for your car, mobility device, or anything else moving at the speed of “I’ll get there eventually.”
Glossy waterproof bumper sticker for slow drivers and even slower walkers, self-awareness never looked this good.
✨ Details
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High Quality Vinyl Stickers or choose ReStickables™ reusable stickers - read more below
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Waterproof, UV-resistant, and outdoor rated
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Measures approximately 3 inches tall × 8.5 inches wide
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Full application & removal tips available on our website
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Perfect for bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, or anywhere needing a little personality
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Designed by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop
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Ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree
Our Bumper Stickers are also available in our new patented ReStickables™ , all the fun with zero commitment. ReStickables™ are removable, movable, reusable fabric stickers, basically magic. ✨
You can select our traditional High Quality Vinyl Material Bumper Sticker or ReStickables™ Bumper Sticker.
Note - Traditional Vinyl is brighter and has a gloss finish. ReStickables™ look great in their matte finish and are a bit more muted than the traditional vinyl.