Finally, a security system you can actually afford. This glossy bumper sticker does all the heavy lifting, scaring off potential thieves and flexing your sense of humor. With bold stop-sign red and dramatic text, it screams “official” until they read the fine print and realize it’s peak chaos. Perfect for your car, fridge, or laptop because nothing says “protected” like misplaced confidence and vinyl gloss.
Glossy waterproof bumper sticker that’s 90% joke, 10% security system.
✨ Details
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High Quality Vinyl Stickers or choose ReStickables™ reusable stickers - read more below
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Waterproof, UV-resistant, and outdoor rated
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Measures approximately 3 inches tall × 8.5 inches wide
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Full application & removal tips available on our website
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Perfect for bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, or anywhere needing a little personality
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Designed by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop
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Ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree
Our Bumper Stickers are also available in our new patented ReStickables™ , all the fun with zero commitment. ReStickables™ are removable, movable, reusable fabric stickers, basically magic. ✨
You can select our traditional High Quality Vinyl Material Bumper Sticker or ReStickables™ Bumper Sticker.
Note - Traditional Vinyl is brighter and has a gloss finish. ReStickables™ look great in their matte finish and are a bit more muted than the traditional vinyl.