For the emotionally aware and dramatically self-assured. This glossy bumper sticker is the perfect balance of unhinged and unbothered, a bold confession printed on a chaotic checkered background. Whether you’re crying in your car, laughing at your own trauma, or just stuck at yet another red light, this one’s for you. Stick it loud and proud on your bumper, laptop, or anywhere that deserves a touch of feelings-meets-funny energy.
Glossy waterproof bumper sticker for the emotionally unhinged but self-aware driver tears optional.
✨ Details
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High Quality Vinyl Stickers or choose ReStickables™ reusable stickers - read more below
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Waterproof, UV-resistant, and outdoor rated
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Measures approximately 3 inches tall × 8.5 inches wide
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Full application & removal tips available on our website
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Perfect for bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, or anywhere needing a little personality
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Designed by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop
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Ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree
Our Bumper Stickers are also available in our new patented ReStickables™ , all the fun with zero commitment. ReStickables™ are removable, movable, reusable fabric stickers, basically magic. ✨
You can select our traditional High Quality Vinyl Material Bumper Sticker or ReStickables™ Bumper Sticker.
Note - Traditional Vinyl is brighter and has a gloss finish. ReStickables™ look great in their matte finish and are a bit more muted than the traditional vinyl.