About this item
Big red lettering and two classic glue bottles announce “I Eat Glue.” A wonderfully ridiculous bumper sticker for teachers, students, crafters, and lovers of chaotic school humor.
This funny bumper sticker is printed in-house on high-quality glossy vinyl. It is waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant, with an outdoor rating of 3+ years—perfect for cars, bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, and anywhere that needs more personality.
- Approximate size: 3 × 8.5 inches
- High-quality glossy vinyl
- Waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant
- Outdoor rated for 3+ years
- Designed, printed, cut, and packaged in-house in the USA
- Retail price: $13.00
Categories: funny bumper sticker, school humor sticker, teacher gift, student sticker, craft humor sticker, sarcastic sticker, car sticker, waterproof vinyl sticker
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SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME
SHIPPING:
Stickers & Apparel Ship within 2-3 business days.
We create all your items right here in our studio so thank you for the little extra time for the 2-3 business days shipping. During peak times like holidays or back to school shipping times can increase to 5-7 business days. If we are in a shipping delay you will see it noted on the website or your product page.
DELIVERY:
All our items ship from our U.S. studio.
If you are in the U.S. orders will typically arrive 3-5 days after shipping.
During peak seasons like holidays or during major weather occurrences shipping can be delayed - Please keep this in mind and note we do not have any control over shipping times or service once your package has been handed off to the carrier.
If your package is shipping out of the country delivery can experience customs delays and could take 15-60+ days for shipping. Also you are responsible for any taxes or fees that are due in your country.
All orders are shipped with tracking. You will receive an email notice with tracking information once your order has shipped.
Be sure to check the Shipping FAQs for additional information.
🔥 Ridiculously Good Customer Service
We’re here for all the important things—like making sure your stickers and tees arrive without drama. Send us an email and we’ll reply within 24–48 hours.
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✨ Made With Care (and Chaos)
Every sticker we ship is crafted with love and sarcasm. We care about quality as much as we care about a sweet treat and that’s saying a lot.
🌟 Our Promise to You
We want you to feel like the main character every time you slap one of our stickers on your water bottle, laptop, or random stop sign. That’s why every design is unapologetically original, with detail and personality you won’t find anywhere else.
