I'm Not The Bigger Person I will Hit You With My Car Sticker

Sometimes growth is overrated. 💅
This bold pink car sticker says what we’re all thinking (but don’t say out loud). Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or dashboard if you’re feeling particularly unhinged today.

Add a little chaos to your everyday aesthetic because who really wants to be the bigger person anyway?

✨ Details

• Premium die-cut vinyl — waterproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe

• Glossy finish with soft pastel colors

• Durable adhesive for cars, bottles, and laptops - see instructions for application and removal 

• Size: approximately 3 inches wide

• Made in the US by us ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree

Each sticker measures approximately 3” by 3” 

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SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

SHIPPING:

Stickers & Apparel Ship within 2-3 business days. 

We create all your items right here in our studio so thank you for the little extra time for the 2-3 business days shipping.  During peak times like holidays or back to school shipping times can increase to 5-7 business days.  If we are in a shipping delay you will see it noted on the website or your product page. 
 

DELIVERY:
All our items ship from our U.S. studio.

If you are in the U.S. orders will typically arrive 3-5 days after shipping.

During peak seasons like holidays or during major weather occurrences shipping can be delayed - Please keep this in mind and note we do not have any control over shipping times or service once your package has been handed off to the carrier.

If your package is shipping out of the country delivery can experience customs delays and could take 15-60+ days for shipping.  Also you are responsible for any taxes or fees that are due in your country.

All orders are shipped with tracking. You will receive an email notice with tracking information once your order has shipped. 

Be sure to check the Shipping FAQs for additional information. 

We’re here for all the important things—like making sure your stickers and tees arrive without drama. Send us an email and we’ll reply within 24–48 hours.
📩 support@thefunnelcaketree.com

✨ Made With Care (and Chaos)
Every sticker we ship is crafted with love and sarcasm. We care about quality as much as we care about a sweet treat and that’s saying a lot.

We want you to feel like the main character every time you slap one of our stickers on your water bottle, laptop, or random stop sign. That’s why every design is unapologetically original, with detail and personality you won’t find anywhere else.