{"product_id":"mini-virgin-who-cant-drive-bumper-sticker","title":"Virgin Who Can't Drive Mini Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVirgin Who Can't Drive Mini Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour favorite full-size bumper stickers in a smaller size :)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn instant classic for the clueless, the chaotic, and the chronically self-aware. This mini bumper sticker is a tribute to one of cinema’s most iconic insults and to everyone who’s ever been personally victimized by driving tests (or Cher Horowitz). Covered in sparkly stars and unapologetic energy, it’s cute, loud, and just a little tragic basically, you in sticker form.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMini size. Same great materials.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2.05 inches tall by 5.25 inches wide\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame great materials as our full-size bumpers, rated for outdoor use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eTraditional Vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eReStickables™\u003c\/strong\u003e below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis listing is for \u003cstrong\u003eone mini bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e in your selected design and material.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose your material\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTraditional Vinyl — $9:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality waterproof vinyl with a bright, glossy finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReStickables™ — $11.50:\u003c\/strong\u003e Removable, moveable, reusable fabric stickers with a matte finish. Colors are a bit more muted than traditional vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the photo:\u003c\/strong\u003e This shared comparison photo shows the mini size next to a full-size bumper. It features the “Honk If You’re Crying” design as a size example; your order will be the design named in this listing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe on the lookout for micros—phone case, lunchbox, and lanyard size, too :)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Funnel Cake Tree","offers":[{"title":"Traditional Vinyl Sticker","offer_id":67712242614587,"sku":"FCT-MINI-9820030075195-1","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ReStickables™ Reusable\/Moveable Sticker","offer_id":67712242647355,"sku":"FCT-MINI-9820030075195-2","price":11.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0064\/6751\/8553\/files\/the-funnel-cake-tree-mini-bumper-sticker-full-size-comparison.webp?v=1791938508","url":"https:\/\/thefunnelcaketree.com\/products\/mini-virgin-who-cant-drive-bumper-sticker","provider":"The Funnel Cake Tree","version":"1.0","type":"link"}