{"product_id":"mini-copy-of-leds-2024-bumper-sticker","title":"I am not Insured Mini Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI am not Insured Mini Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour favorite full-size bumper stickers in a smaller size :)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the financially chaotic and emotionally stable (ish). This mini bumper sticker perfectly sums up your current life stage: optimistic, unprepared, and maybe a little too honest. With a bright rainbow gradient and chunky retro lettering, it’s the ideal mix of “please don’t rear-end me” and “I’m working on it.” Great for cars, laptops, or anywhere your questionable decision-making deserves to shine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMini size. Same great materials.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2.05 inches tall by 5.25 inches wide\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame great materials as our full-size bumpers, rated for outdoor use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eTraditional Vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eReStickables™\u003c\/strong\u003e below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis listing is for \u003cstrong\u003eone mini bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e in your selected design and material.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose your material\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTraditional Vinyl — $9:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality waterproof vinyl with a bright, glossy finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReStickables™ — $11.50:\u003c\/strong\u003e Removable, moveable, reusable fabric stickers with a matte finish. Colors are a bit more muted than traditional vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the photos:\u003c\/strong\u003e The first photo shows this design. The comparison photo shows the mini size next to a full-size bumper. It features the “Honk If You’re Crying” design as a size example; your order will be the design named in this listing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe on the lookout for micros—phone case, lunchbox, and lanyard size, too :)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Funnel Cake Tree","offers":[{"title":"Traditional Vinyl Sticker","offer_id":67712236519739,"sku":"FCT-MINI-8930680701243-1","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ReStickables™ Reusable\/Moveable Sticker","offer_id":67712236552507,"sku":"FCT-MINI-8930680701243-2","price":11.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0064\/6751\/8553\/files\/i-am-not-insured-mini-bumper-sticker-the-funnel-cake-tree-canva-pink-background.png?v=1791952585","url":"https:\/\/thefunnelcaketree.com\/products\/mini-copy-of-leds-2024-bumper-sticker","provider":"The Funnel Cake Tree","version":"1.0","type":"link"}