{"title":"I'm Not The Bigger Person I Will Hit You With My Car — Shop the Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eShop the I'm Not The Bigger Person I Will Hit You With My Car design across available products.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"im-not-the-bigger-person-i-will-hit-you-with-my-car-vinyl-sticker","title":"I'm not the bigger person I will hit you with my car vinyl sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"390\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"388\"\u003eI’m Not the Bigger Person – I Will Hit You With My Car\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eFinally, a sticker for when you’ve reached your limit on personal growth.\u003cbr data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"468\"\u003eEqual parts unhinged and awesome, this glossy sticker features a hot pink convertible and zero remorse. 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